Three days into 2018 and Messrs Trump and Jong-un are toying
with the whole mass extinction thing again by comparing the sizes of their nuclear
buttons. Obviously for Supreme Alpha Male new year’s resolutions are always the
same. Number one: more of the same. Number two: ditto.
Funny how we kid ourselves that the changing of a date carries
such significance.
For my part, hopes that the next 12 months would be any different
were dashed on the hard rocks of reality when, in the early hours, a helpful stranger interrupted my pledge to observe Dry January by pointing to the double whisky in my
hand…and then the clock on the wall. For old time’s sake, indeed.
But that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try to up our game, accepting
the odd hiccup along the way. I have resolved to get more out of the conferences
I attend, for example, realising that too many of them pass by in a whirl of wayfinding,
networking, and jumping in and out of taxis.
Catching up with old friends is important, but I want more
of the content to stick. To that end I
have drawn up a list of resolutions, which, I suspect, will resonate with even
the most seasoned delegates.
1)
Read the
programme before the conference
starts. Not on the escalator on the way to the opening session. Not during
the keynote speech. Not when you realise
you’re in the wrong room. On the plane perhaps, or better still, before you leave
the house, when you can properly plan your schedule. It really helps to know
what you’re doing.
2)
Attend at
least one session whose title you don’t understand. We tend to choose seminars
we know we are going to be interested
in, rather than those whose subjects we know little about. Of course, it makes
no sense to attend sessions that are irrelevant, but are you sure they are irrelevant? Who knows, you might just
learn something.
3)
Further
reading. If something sparks your interest,
ask the speaker or panellist to suggest some titles for further reading.
Then get online and buy them. With a bit of luck you could have a pile of
stimulating books on your doormat when you get home.
4)
Seek like-minded
souls. Assuming you’ve read the
programme in good time (see point 1) it often pays to seek out people attending
the same sessions. One of the pleasures
of going to the cinema with other people is to compare notes afterwards. Why
should conference be any different? It can be a tad frustrating to leave a thought-provoking
session to find everyone talking about Game of Thrones in the networking break.
5)
Try to
see the bigger picture. Believe it or not, a fair bit of thought goes into
most conference programmes. They usually have some kind of over-arching theme,
often overlooked by delegates scurrying from Hall A to Hall B. Take some time
out on those beanbag things to get a little Zen. Think about how everything you
have learnt is connected and what it all means. Man.